1 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:03,260 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,440 This is going to be like a little VIP. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:11,300 Wow. Pump has been an incredibly difficult project. I have almost lost my 4 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:14,740 Such a situation right now. I started dating Tiffany. 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,920 About a week later, I met somebody else. Her name was Carmen. I had two finals. 6 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,700 Whoa. Graduating college. 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,280 What? I don't know how I get myself in these predicaments. 8 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,360 I'm actually cross with you. 9 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:26,648 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:31,710 When Lisa tells me that I've done something wrong, I nod and apologize, 11 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:32,990 I think I've done something wrong or not. 12 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:38,910 Kristen tells me that Tom and some girl in Miami had hooked up. I have physical 13 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:42,290 proof in text messages between myself and this girl that Tom did, in fact, 14 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:46,010 cheat. My gut feeling tells me that something did happen that crossed the 15 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,270 Hi. Happy birthday. 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:53,110 You choose to be friends with Kristen, and for Kristen to, like, ruin our 17 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:54,910 happiness? Like, that's dumb. 18 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,300 Go take a f***ing Beamer selfie or something. Oh, Beamer selfie? 19 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,460 Go take a Beamer selfie. I'm going to go take a Honda Civic selfie. Okay, James. 20 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,820 Go get f***ing smart with me. 21 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,520 No, don't get smart with me. You're f***ing 31 -year -old. 22 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,380 Hey, hey, hey. 23 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,520 No, James, please stop. James. 24 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,460 Stop it. Come on, James. 25 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,760 fucking kidding me. Do I need stitches? Yeah, yeah. 26 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,460 It's my fucking birthday. Cut the shit out. 27 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,120 Get the fuck out! 28 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:29,460 Get him the fuck out, I swear to God, get him the fuck out. Whoever started 29 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,460 this, get the fuck out right now. 30 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,240 James came up to provoke me and I'm really, really pissed that it actually 31 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,240 fucking worked. 32 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,400 God, I got such a little bitch. 33 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,900 He hit me first, Chris. I know he fucking did, but stop it. 34 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,560 James saw me in a very tense, 35 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,760 situation and just wanted to have my back. I just wish once that started, 36 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,360 I should have just like walked away and not gotten involved. But that's just not 37 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,620 who I am. Come back up here, you little bitch. 38 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:05,480 When there's a fight breaking out and there's girls involved, just break it 39 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,760 I tried to do that. I kind of just like a light bulb went off and just was like, 40 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,399 you know what? 41 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,280 Just stay out of it this time. And I did have a really nice white shirt on. 42 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:16,700 The one time I didn't fight. I like to fight. 43 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:23,510 This is so ridiculous. 44 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:25,190 This is stupid. 45 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:29,630 After the way my last three parties have went, I am seriously considering having 46 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:30,409 a dry wedding. 47 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,150 How much is this going to cost me? I am a f***ing waitress. 48 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:56,330 Ready. Bring two guys in at the same time. 49 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:02,590 Sir and my staff have been a bit of a headache or source of frustration over 50 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:07,970 years, so I'm hoping that Pump could be its kind of younger sibling, but free 51 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,150 from so much stress. 52 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,330 I want to phone, you know, everybody who checked their resume, because they can 53 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,770 write any bullshit, you know what I'm saying? 54 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:19,430 However, I have to have experience. There is no room for error. 55 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,130 Hi. Eric, how are you, man? 56 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,120 Resume? What were you looking for? I'm interested in being a server. 57 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,100 Why do you want to work for me? I think it'd be a really fun experience. 58 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:32,300 You were looking for a job as... Yes, to be a host. Host, okay. 59 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,820 Have you done that before? Yeah, for like the last year and a half. 60 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,080 I want to bartend. 61 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,440 You don't have any bartending experience, do you? I'm looking for my 62 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,440 to move up. No, no, no, I need people up to speed. So you can't practice here. 63 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:45,580 Where did you work before? 64 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,780 At a city restaurant. 65 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,500 Pearl's Liquor Bar? In Manhattan. 66 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,500 At Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. 67 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:51,960 Isn't that... Strip Club. 68 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,330 So why do you want to leave there? 69 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:54,410 Vegas gets old. 70 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,730 But you want to be a bartender here? 71 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:58,970 I do, yeah. 72 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:00,350 Why don't you want to stay at Thur? 73 00:05:00,890 --> 00:05:01,990 Ideally, I'd like to do both. 74 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:08,590 I'll take a couple of my anchors in, but for the most part, I want new, fresh 75 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,530 meat. Okay, I'm going to give you a chance. 76 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,210 Perfect, I appreciate it. Don't mess around. 77 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:13,409 All right. 78 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:15,270 Can you try on the shirt? 79 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,370 The ones I like get the shirt. 80 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,629 That's a medium. 81 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,010 I've got to have you in my life. 82 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:24,840 And the ones I don't like, I get the door. 83 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,900 Okay, let's see them all try on the shirts. 84 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,680 I mean, we want it all very fitted, very Italian looking. You know, that's good 85 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,220 on you. Mind if it's open like that? That's okay, yeah. 86 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:41,380 It's right in the middle of Boys Town, so obviously the gorgeous man is going 87 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,520 go down very well. 88 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,460 Actually, let me rephrase that. 89 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,500 No, that was probably right the first time. 90 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:51,260 Okay, let me look at this team. Hey, pump it up. I think I got it. 91 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:17,310 Here we go. Coffee, ibuprofen. 92 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,840 Your nose is definitely swollen. 93 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,139 It doesn't hurt. 94 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,140 It just looks bad. 95 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,920 Yeah. I'm going to give that concealer a workout. 96 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:32,320 Poor kid. 97 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,540 I got my ass kicked last night. 98 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,040 F***ing wanker. 99 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,360 I feel absolutely horrible. 100 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,580 I'm extremely embarrassed. I feel defeated physically and mentally. 101 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,020 It's one of those feelings where you just want to crawl in a hole and 102 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:57,040 for like five years. With Kristen thinking she's going to like ambush 103 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:03,620 and like sabotage everything by like talking to this girl. Like she's going 104 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,880 have like some revelation or something. 105 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:11,960 Crazy Kristen goes and befriends this random ass Miami girl who's spreading 106 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,180 rumors about Tom. 107 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,560 Yeah. Like you don't tell me thing. 108 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,760 Look, nobody wants to hear rumors about their boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure 109 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,300 it's also nobody's business. 110 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:29,240 There was one thing that that girl said that I had not previously heard. It 111 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,660 concerns me because this girl is saying that he told her that you guys broke up 112 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:38,040 like three weeks ago. And I told Sheena I would ask you about it because that 113 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,120 was like a new thing that I had not heard. 114 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,140 So, I mean, obviously you can tell me whatever. 115 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,700 I definitely didn't say that. 116 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:47,470 That's so weird. 117 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:52,370 You know what I mean? Like, that's just such a random... At this point, a line 118 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:53,410 has been drawn in the sand. 119 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:57,270 I feel like she thinks there's some kind of, like, competition between her and I 120 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:59,070 and that could not be further from the truth. 121 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:04,930 Her motivation comes from such a vindictive, like, I don't want Tom or 122 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:06,490 be happy place. 123 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:07,970 Leave me alone. 124 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,210 She's a fucking violent, vicious person. 125 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:13,510 I feel like this is a huge... 126 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:17,270 Swing and a miss for Kristen. Now I gotta get ready for work. 127 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:21,110 I think she felt like this was just gonna, like, turn my world inside out, 128 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:26,290 destroy my relationship with Ariana, and it just was a total failure. 129 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,710 Thank God for concealer. 130 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,630 So sad for your face. 131 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:36,230 Oh, it's gonna hurt. I don't know. 132 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,169 Does it sting? 133 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:40,850 Oh, yeah, it does. 134 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,530 I'm very aware and I know all about Tom's past. 135 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:52,010 The thing is, in any relationship, there has to be trust because you're not 136 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:56,850 going to be around that person 25 -8. So, yeah, you could sit there and go 137 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:00,150 through people's phones, but that's what Kristen would do. 138 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:02,390 I'm wearing a lot of makeup. 139 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,530 You don't want like a contour and a highlight? 140 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:06,050 I don't know, maybe. 141 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,310 I'll keep you posted. 142 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,090 Ow, that hurt. 143 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,140 Coming up, I heard what happened. Not happy with that. This is two strikes 144 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,240 against Tom now. 145 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:19,800 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. 146 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:31,320 Thanks for coming with me today. Yeah, dude. 147 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,740 Can I just ask you one thing? Yeah. Why are you wearing leggings? 148 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,060 My mom let me dress myself today. Oh, my God. Those are too skinny. 149 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:42,640 Hey, Kevin, how's it going? Jax, how you doing, man? Good, good. Go ahead and 150 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,780 say it. I'd like to tell you I'm here for a new tattoo, but I gotta get one 151 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,980 covered up. Yeah, I could guess that. 152 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,280 You knew he'd be back. 153 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,760 Yeah, I know. I knew I was gonna get ridiculed for this. 154 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,960 You gonna get a girl's name right here? 155 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,200 It's a jinx, dude. 156 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,160 Let me see the inside of your arm. 157 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,400 Oh, my God. You got your statement shirt on there. 158 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600 Oh, my God. 159 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,920 I gotta get the old Stassi tattoo. 160 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,420 It's time to see it go. Oh, man. 161 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,660 After I broke up with Stassi, I started dating Carmen. 162 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,600 Like every guy, you know, when we're in love, we do a lot of stupid, impulsive 163 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:20,660 things. One of the impulsive things I did was get Carmen's name tattooed on my 164 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:25,480 arm. Whatever. I love tattoos, so... Problem is, I'm dating Tiffany as well. 165 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,620 How are you? Good, how are you? 166 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:30,000 I just want the Stassi tattoo to go away. 167 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,420 You know what you want to do on it? 168 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,740 I'm just going to give you free reign. Pick, like, a flower, maybe? Whatever 169 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:39,890 can... Make it look good. All right. Well, give me a few minutes, dude, and 170 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,370 have something ready for you. All right. 171 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:45,130 So Stassi's still staying in your couch? Yeah. She's in your own spot, dude. She 172 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:45,849 took it over. 173 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,910 Are you taking care of her? Are you serving her breakfast? I think she took 174 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:51,670 advantage of our services for a little bit, but she's cool. On a nice way to 175 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,910 it, you're ready for her to, okay, it's time to go. 176 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:55,970 Exactly. 177 00:10:55,990 --> 00:11:00,690 This is like a big moment. This is kind of like I'm officially done with Stassi. 178 00:11:00,770 --> 00:11:05,250 There's no more hanging on or anything like that. It's officially over. We are 179 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,189 no longer. 180 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,190 Part of each other's lives. 181 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,930 Oh, dude, last night was just so much. I can't, like, even begin where to start. 182 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,970 I just realized whatever you do, do not tell Lisa about this. 183 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,810 Why? She's going to find out. No, no, no, because I'm about to start working 184 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,210 Pump. And the same thing happened last year. Just say you were trying to break 185 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,210 it up or something. 186 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:26,890 Last year, I had a job lined up at Sir, got in a fight at Sheena's birthday 187 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,650 party, didn't get the job. 188 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:32,030 You don't take out what's going on with the girls on me. Dude, dude, dude. 189 00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:40,050 I really think it's in all our best interest for Tom to not work here. 190 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:45,030 This year, got a job lined up by Pump, got in a fight at Tina's birthday party. 191 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:46,370 Don't know if I'm going to get the job. 192 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,090 You should just put tip on there while we're here, just in case. Might as well 193 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,090 get it done. 194 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,130 Like, kind of like the fix and go a little bit. 195 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:59,450 Being that it's a cover -up, though, dude, the line work's got to be kind of 196 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:00,550 prominent. You know what I'm saying? 197 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:05,770 Oh, my God. Speaking of Tiffany, she's coming in town to my wife. 198 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:06,990 Same old dirtbag. 199 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,189 Shut up. 200 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:11,390 At least they both know about each other. It's not like they're sneaking 201 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,610 Two for you is pretty good. Usually there's like five or six in the 202 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:20,070 The old Jack definitely would have tried to hide the fact that I was kind of 203 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:24,950 juggling both, but I think it's just easier to tell them both, and it's 204 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:28,110 working out for the better. You can kind of get away with a lot if you're honest 205 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,110 about things. 206 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,610 Go check it out. 207 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,150 Oh, great. 208 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:33,630 I'm so happy. 209 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:37,030 Do you think I should send this to Stassi and be like, you've got a black 210 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,470 to cover up your name? Dude, no. 211 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,010 That's a horrible idea. 212 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,090 What's the soup today? 213 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:55,270 Sweet potato, and it's vegan, and then we also have lobster bit. Lobster pot. 214 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:59,290 I'm not proud of the way that I acted at Sheena's party. 215 00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:08,100 I'm definitely not proud or happy with myself for hitting Tom, but I know for a 216 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,020 fact that somehow I'll always get the blame for everything. 217 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Do you want another cocktail? 218 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,800 JMO Rock? 219 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,760 There he is, Rocky Balboa. What's up? 220 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,040 Turn to the ring. Hey, guys. What's up? 221 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:19,999 Hey, Tom. 222 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,980 It's a little sunny in here. Look at her face. What is she? 223 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,200 What? Let me see the face. Let me see the bruises. 224 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,140 What bruises? 225 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,400 What are you talking about? 226 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:32,960 Huh? Scratches, bruises. Not bad on the coverage, huh? 227 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:37,240 Can't see it because I have a whole buttload of concealer on right now. 228 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,040 why you were born to know how to use that stuff. You're like, I knew in one 229 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,180 it was going to come in handy. 15 years of modeling. 230 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,640 15 years of modeling, man. You're like, I got this. 231 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,940 I actually saw him in here. I can't believe he's in here. 232 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,880 One of the shitty things about hanging out with people that you work with, if 233 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,240 you get into a fight with them and then you got to work the next day, 234 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,280 they might be there. 235 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,360 And lo and behold, there's James. 236 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,520 Yay! I should have never pushed his face. I should have said, I can't go. 237 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,980 And she was in the hospital until 6 in the morning? 238 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,160 I know, man. I feel horrible, man. 239 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,880 I was really embarrassed. 240 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,420 I sent a video because I was, like, trying to text. I couldn't even text. I 241 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,059 a video. 242 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,060 Oh. 243 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,660 It was me apologizing. 244 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,940 I'm really sorry to you and your family. 245 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:25,180 And I'm really embarrassed right now. So I just thought I was going to text you. 246 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,220 Where do we go from here now? 247 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,420 Dude, I don't know, man. 248 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,080 Let's take it in a day at a time. 249 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,440 Hi, guys. How are you? I'm good. 250 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880 Okay, right now? 251 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,720 Casey, you need to hurry up. I know, I am. 252 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,260 We've got people coming in five minutes. I know. 253 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,140 Listen, I heard what happened. Not happy with that. 254 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,560 I am really pissed off. I may not have all the details just yet, but I know my 255 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,600 staff are up to no good. 256 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,580 There was a fight last night. 257 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,980 What are you talking about, here? 258 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,260 No, at Sheena's birthday. How bad was it? I heard it was just one big brawl. 259 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,980 Sandoval, Schwartz, James and Kristen were both involved. 260 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,920 I have eyes and ears everywhere. 261 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400 I wasn't there. 262 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:15,770 So you know what happened? I know what happened. I talked to Tom. I haven't 263 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:20,250 heard the whole story, but this is two strikes against Tom now. I remember the 264 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,950 same thing happened last year, exactly the same time. Can I please request one 265 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,990 thing? What? Will you please talk to Tom? About what? 266 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,070 Just, will you please hear him out? 267 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:33,230 Tom's been doing really, really great with modeling jobs, but everyone knows 268 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:34,950 that those run through dry spells. 269 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,390 So working at Pump will be... 270 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:41,270 some good consistency and money in his life. I'm not going to start fighting 271 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:44,710 with you. I need this table done right now. Stop tweaking. 272 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,230 I'll be at pump. 273 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:50,210 Stuart says before we can get married, he wants to be financially secure. 274 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,810 I just want to see him start setting that wheel in motion. 275 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,529 Wait, Lisa. 276 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,530 Lisa, sorry. 277 00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:59,790 Darling, you should be working. 278 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:02,690 I know, I know, I know. Why are you so worried about this? 279 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,820 Because I'm... We're trying to work towards our future. 280 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,920 I'm hoping to get married one day. 281 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:13,140 Don't you put that on me, young lady. That's got nothing to do with it. I'm 282 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:17,020 going to find out in great detail what went on last night. 283 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:19,200 Maybe I'll see. 284 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,700 Don't you think that when you go out and people know you work for me and you get 285 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,020 involved in all this bullshit, don't you understand? 286 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,820 No, I'm not saying I don't understand any of that, but there's also three 287 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,380 actually that still work for your company. 288 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:36,010 That we're instigating it all. Like, James and Kristen, how do they get to 289 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:36,969 their jobs? 290 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:40,470 Listen, I don't know the exact details, but I'm not happy with it. I've been 291 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:44,130 spending a lot of time putting a lot of energy into pump. I've kind of taken my 292 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:48,070 eye off the ball with the thirst staff, so I think it's time to have a meeting 293 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:51,590 ASAP with all the staff and kick some ass. 294 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,370 I have to go in there. I have to go into pump. 295 00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:56,270 Go back to work now. 296 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,710 Go on. Off you go. 297 00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,090 Katie, 298 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,990 I adore you, but... I've had enough. 299 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,310 Go back. 300 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:13,170 Coming up, I would not be surprised if Lisa was just like, I gave you a second 301 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,210 chance and look what you did. 302 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,010 You know you need to go and talk to her. 303 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,450 Why are you all dressed up? 304 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,990 Because I want to feel motivated about life right now. 305 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:31,950 Why are you not in your scrubs? No. 306 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,109 Drinking wine. 307 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:35,550 Well, I'm about to go and walk and get some wine. 308 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:36,990 That was my intention. 309 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,409 I got some. 310 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,770 I don't know if you want to hear it necessarily. 311 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:43,910 What? You know the infamous tattoo on Jackson's arm? 312 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,810 Yeah. It no longer exists. 313 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,710 Stop. He got it covered with a black rose. 314 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,270 I don't know. 315 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,790 Wait, wait, wait. Let me. I'm sorry. Do you feel like there's a bit of burden 316 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:57,730 lifted off you? You have no idea. Do you feel liberated? I feel like there was 317 00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,470 like this chain and shackle that has been like. 318 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:06,910 It felt so wrong to have this other man who is elsewhere have my name on his 319 00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:09,830 arm. Having sex with other chicks with your name staring. 320 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,410 Sorry, that's too much. 321 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:13,390 That's gross. 322 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,630 Hallelujah. And a black rose. 323 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,230 Black like my heart. 324 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,390 At least I wasn't turned into a tribal. 325 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,870 I'm going to get two bottles of wine tonight. 326 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,090 I'm celebrating. 327 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,670 Be so happy you didn't come to Sheena's birthday. Everything was going so 328 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,880 swimmingly. Until Tom and James started going at it. And this is the thing, I 329 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,100 was in it. I had James at a headlock. 330 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,880 This is why this is so bad for me, is because pretty much, almost exactly a 331 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,020 ago, do you remember Ashina's birthday when I got in a fight with Shay? 332 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,640 And it cost me the job at Sir. Like, she was literally, she was about to hire me 333 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640 at Sir. I remember. 334 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:52,340 Like, I would not be surprised if Lisa was just like, listen, I gave you a 335 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,740 second chance and look what you just did. 336 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,340 Like, you know you need to go and talk to her. 337 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,620 I've been in this situation quite a few times. 338 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,320 Give me some tips. Give me something. 339 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,400 First of all, you need to be extremely remorseful. No excuses. 340 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:08,180 You're going to need to just like fully take responsibility and you need to 341 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:13,640 really be a man about it. Look her in the eye and just promise her that was a 342 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:19,040 mistake that will never happen again, especially anywhere around your 343 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,620 restaurant. First of all, Lisa intimidates the shit out of me. I just 344 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,820 approval. Lisa intimidates everyone. 345 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:26,650 I'm the Lisa Whisperer. 346 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:32,090 Alright, I guess I'll go face the music. 347 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:36,370 Alright, I'll say it. I'm scared. This is Lisa Vanderpump. It sucks being on 348 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:40,890 receiving end of one of Lisa Vanderpump's flashings. You gotta bow 349 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,450 He doesn't have lipstick on him. 350 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,460 Are you good? I'm fine. I could walk myself, but I just wanted to make you 351 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,580 me for last night. Oh, shit. 352 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:07,140 Tom's apology video meant a lot to me. Here's the thing. If you want to earn my 353 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,500 forgiveness, there are two ways. 354 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:13,000 A bottle of champagne or a four -minute long apologetic video where you look 355 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 like a super pussy. 356 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,180 I totally understand why. 357 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:23,780 Do you want anything? 358 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,100 That coffee? 359 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,850 No, I'm okay. I finished my coffee already. Oh, you did? Okay. Thank you. 360 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,910 My chest hurts like a bitch. 361 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:37,470 No, it was like someone was on the floor. Someone had a whip on top of me 362 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,610 had their knee in my chest. 363 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:43,430 Yeah, apparently James was the one that started that whole confrontation. 364 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,470 Really? Yeah, somebody put that kid in this place. 365 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:47,770 Who are you looking for? 366 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,510 Sparklers. They're on the top. 367 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,830 Why the fuck is Gina here? 368 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:58,300 She's inside right now eating with Jay. Why would she come here? I will say it's 369 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,560 nice to actually come in here and eat instead of serve it. 370 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,520 I can get waited on for once. 371 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,400 Like, everyone look at me. She wouldn't miss an opportunity to get a little 372 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,400 attention. 373 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:11,220 Apparently, Sienna would rather save five bucks with her employee discount 374 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:15,840 avoid an awkward situation at Sir with all these people who got into a massive 375 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,840 fight at her birthday. 376 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,100 Girls got no shame. 377 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,120 Where are they today? They're in the ink room. 378 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960 Not my section. 379 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,460 Hi. 380 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,759 You all right? 381 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,800 Yeah, I'm fantastic. 382 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,860 Thank you. Oh, I know you're hurt, but I just want to make sure you're okay, you 383 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,860 know? 384 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,440 Last night, I wasn't trying to go there for a fight. Me and Shay were 385 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440 performing, you know? 386 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,699 I heard differently. 387 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,300 I heard you told a few people that you did want to start a fight. No, I did 388 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,300 to start a fight with Tom. 389 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,580 Obviously, he's had problems with me from the beginning. 390 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,140 Obviously. And I'd love to hear who you heard that from, because that was the 391 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,220 last thing. I was so caught off guard. He started making fun of my car. 392 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,820 I started making fun of his. It's so stupid. And then he throws me into a 393 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:57,220 headlock. I got lucky enough to get out of that headlock. I got him into one. 394 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,260 Next thing you know, shorts is punching me in the face. I'm looking for Shay. 395 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,540 I was wondering where the hell Kristen was. 396 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,800 Like, I was worried for you, too. 397 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:09,240 Meanwhile, I had a glass bottle slice my vein open. Thank God I'm fine. 398 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,060 Yeah, I mean, listen, guys. 399 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:15,620 He's gotten so much anger and animosity built up to come at me. He was waiting 400 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,860 for it. And it was inevitably going to happen. 401 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:21,800 Just understand from our standpoint right now, like, we're planning our 402 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,540 right now. Even if it's not you that's the issue, it is Kristen. 403 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,880 And I can't... Everyone has an issue with Kristen. Everyone has an issue, but 404 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,580 I'm just telling you, you can say whatever you want to say. I am taking a 405 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:33,580 from both of you. 406 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,220 I just need a f***ing break. 407 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520 All right, guys. 408 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,880 Dating her isn't doing him any favors. 409 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,340 I mean, they did stir some s*** up, right? 410 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,120 That's, like, the understatement of the century. 411 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:57,800 It's actually kind of cold outside. 412 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,280 That's why I wore my crop top. 413 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:07,520 A crop top on a windy day. I wore it so you could maybe get an apartment today. 414 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:11,060 It's actually good thinking. Yeah, unless it's a female and they're like, 415 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,060 don't want her around. 416 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,620 That's what our friends look like. 417 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,160 I want to build a home with my boyfriend. And when I moved to New York, 418 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:24,540 into my boyfriend's place. And so now we're coming together and building a 419 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:27,680 together. So what, you want a two -bedroom, so we're looking for a two 420 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,920 Yeah, we're looking for a two -bedroom. Yeah. Two -bathroom because huge closet. 421 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,660 Yeah, two -bathroom because I want to be able to go number two in private. 422 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,640 You've always been so weird about that stuff. 423 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:41,760 Do you know how hard it's been living in New York with your boyfriend and having 424 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,760 to use the restroom? 425 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,520 Sometimes I walk to Starbucks. 426 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:48,920 To be able to live with someone for six months straight in one room. 427 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:50,890 I feel like is the test. 428 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,810 And such a small room, too. Of any relationship. 429 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:55,670 How was he in bed? 430 00:23:56,930 --> 00:23:57,930 Rock star. 431 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,170 Rock star. No, for real. 432 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:03,310 Honestly, this is what I thought was the best part of this relationship. 433 00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:07,890 It's like equal parts, like, lust and love. 434 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:12,250 Listen, I'm not a complicated girl. It doesn't take much to make me happy. 435 00:24:12,510 --> 00:24:18,970 We have sex, shopping, wine, brunch, my dog. 436 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:20,550 Sorry, though. 437 00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:22,270 You're underneath brunch. 438 00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:28,510 Finally, just a breath of fresh air. Just a guy that's, like, normal and has 439 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:33,350 together and has a real job and is motivated and someone you can trust. 440 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:34,350 I trust. That's it. 441 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:35,750 Upgrade. 442 00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:56,430 Looks great. 443 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:57,470 Thanks. 444 00:24:57,650 --> 00:24:58,650 That was a joke. 445 00:24:58,690 --> 00:24:59,690 Brought you something. 446 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,870 Concealer. Dude, your face is getting worse. 447 00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:07,750 No, dude, I just had a load of makeup on last night. Dude, it's pretty bad. 448 00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:10,790 Tom and I are both the same when it comes to, like, life's too short to sit 449 00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:13,010 and hold grudges. Yes, I slept with Kristen. 450 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,570 We've all made mistakes, but... 451 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,200 You know, we've been friends for 10 years. You know, I trust this guy. I 452 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,360 you could give two shits about my love life, but I felt like you were kind of 453 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360 the situation that I'm in. 454 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960 You know, Tiffany's in town this week, and she's like, hey, do you want to come 455 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,860 hang out? Like, I was like, yeah. You know, I don't think a big deal. I told 456 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,620 Carmen, and she's having a, like... 457 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,980 Going crazy about it. I'm trying to be honest with both of these girls. 458 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:37,100 There's no lying They know both about each other acts like you need to figure 459 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,860 out what's more important But but I like their friendships both like I don't 460 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:45,760 want to lose them either. Well, well, I mean obviously You know just because 461 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,980 you're honest with somebody doesn't mean they're gonna like what you have to say 462 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:52,880 I don't know. I take Carmen is great. She's amazing, but just like this 463 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:55,780 I just really like, we get along really well. 464 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:59,540 She's a little bit older, like, she gets me a little bit more. Do you like 465 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:00,540 Tiffany more than Fran? 466 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,960 Yeah, I do, but I just haven't really, you know, things have gone kind of 467 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,580 Have you said that to Carmen? 468 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,640 No, I haven't. So then you haven't been 100 % honest. 469 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,760 I don't know, man, I don't know what to do, but I just, like, I'm not ready to, 470 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,520 like, stop talking to Tiffany. In fact, I really want to go see her. 471 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,960 Yeah, exactly, I just feel like you go through these phases for, like, 472 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,540 But I've been talking about him all the time. 473 00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:26,640 I mean, you got your fucking Carmen's name tattooed on you. No, that was just 474 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:32,080 a... Why are you... I don't know. I think Jax is out of his head. Jax likes 475 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,680 take things to extremes. He has a lot of sex. 476 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,140 He drinks a lot. 477 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:41,520 He got one tattoo. Now he has this giant tattoo of Carmen on his arm. I mean, 478 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,160 he's got two legs and a junk. I mean, he's kind of running out of room here. 479 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,700 did you start dating Carmen? Because Tiffany lived in Vegas and wasn't 480 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,360 Yeah? I hate to say that, but yeah. 481 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,260 I would have dated Tiffany if she lived here. 482 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,500 You know what was also easier? 483 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,120 That Carmen's friends with Ariana, that's friends with she is like a sassy 484 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,940 too. Like, this is a group. We're all friends again. We can all be hanging out 485 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,480 together. Because I don't want to be left out. Nobody wants to be left out. 486 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,240 I mean, they're both great. They're both, I have great times with both of 487 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,960 But if, you know, if I had to choose right now, yeah, I would choose Tiffany. 488 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,180 At least I was honest with both of them. 489 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,230 We got that. I got that. 490 00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:26,470 That's a big step for me, not to lie to these girls. That's huge for me. 491 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:30,690 The one thing I'm worried about in this situation is that Jax has not made a 492 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:33,510 correct decision one time in his life. 493 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:34,790 Well, all right. 494 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,310 I got to get out of here and handle this. 495 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:37,830 All right, man. All right. 496 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:42,910 Dude, good luck, man. Just try to be honest with yourself. 497 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,050 That's the only thing I have going for me right now is these honesty things. 498 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:48,210 I'll let you know how it goes. 499 00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:49,910 All right, man. Keep me posted. All right. 500 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,400 Later. Later, dude. 501 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,119 Coming up. 502 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,420 You're 35 years old. 503 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,140 You want your cake and you want to eat it, too. What do you want to say? What 504 00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:59,500 you want me to do? Get your life together. 505 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:07,760 Everyone keeps telling me, like, you literally moved to New York the worst 506 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:11,060 Like, it was so cold. I did not leave my apartment. 507 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,590 Probably, like... 70 % of the time. Gosh, Stassi, you must have had sex so 508 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:19,190 because it was so cold. I would have been like, go down on me for like 20 509 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,189 minutes and we're good. 510 00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:21,710 He is the best at that. 511 00:28:22,290 --> 00:28:23,990 Hands down. 512 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:27,550 Are you guys doing it like every day? More than me. 513 00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:32,190 Wait, how often do you in shorts do it? You know what? I'm very fulfilled in my 514 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,129 life. Once a month. 515 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,230 He gets ticklish. 516 00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:38,770 Have you ever tried to, like, get, like, he goes, like, oh, I'm like, really? 517 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,810 I mean, what if you take all your clothes off? Whenever I do that, he 518 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:45,150 comes up and, like, honks my boob. He goes, like, oh, my God, why is he a two 519 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,150 -year -old? 520 00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:56,910 Drinks, first thing? 521 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,300 Yes. Hi. Hey, how are you? How you doing? 522 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,800 I get a Patronum pineapple with plushies, right? And I will do a tall 523 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,900 the rocks. Okay. Thanks. 524 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,620 Can you start putting head conditioner? 525 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,060 What? Isn't it flaky? 526 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,620 I do. I just told Erica. I really do. I condition my hair. 527 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,820 It's the weather. It really is. You've been blaming it on the weather for the 528 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:21,000 nine months that I've known you. It really is the weather. I just got to rub 529 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 through my scalp. 530 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,480 Tiffany is a girl that I met in Vegas. 531 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,100 I was doing a photo shoot there, and I met her through a friend. 532 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,540 And, you know, we kind of hit it off. 533 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,400 I've never had a relationship like this. 534 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,900 I feel like it's more of an adult relationship. 535 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320 I'm so glad you came out. 536 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,680 Me too. 537 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,740 But fuck, I'm only here for 48 hours. I wish it was longer. 538 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,620 Oh, me too. But I'll take what I can get. 539 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,980 How's Vegas treating you? Really good. It's really, really busy. 540 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,200 Yeah? Better money. 541 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,980 You know, I really do like Vegas. I've met a lot of great guys out there. 542 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,800 a friend. Yeah, they love you. But it's just a matter of... 543 00:29:56,190 --> 00:30:00,030 I'm just going to put it out there. It's intimidating being around, you know, 544 00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:01,230 your group. 545 00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:02,450 I'm not surprised. 546 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:07,190 I mean, most people do say that. Like, our lifestyle is very, very different. 547 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,029 We're spoiled. 548 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:11,330 You know, I go into these places, and we go to restaurants. People are just 549 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:14,890 like, oh, yeah, I just showed up on my airplane, or oh, yeah, my Bentley's in 550 00:30:14,890 --> 00:30:18,590 the shop, or this and that. I'm just like, are you kidding me? I get it, but, 551 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,470 like, those are my friends. It's normal to me. Let me grab these drinks real 552 00:30:21,470 --> 00:30:23,320 quick. Tiffany lives in Las Vegas. 553 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:28,540 She has a great job. You know, she worked at Bellagio. She is director of, 554 00:30:28,540 --> 00:30:31,860 VIP and the marketing event for one of the nightclubs there. 555 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,800 You know, her job is very important in, like, she's trying to build her career. 556 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,800 When are you getting your nose done? 557 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,080 Next week. Wait, so, like, no more, like, mouth breathing? 558 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,880 Maybe that's the reason why you stopped talking to me, because I was so loud in 559 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,380 bed. The snoring was pretty bad. I'm not going to lie. 560 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:50,680 So are you and Carmen, like, are you guys even talking anymore? 561 00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:53,940 You know, I went and talked to Tom today about this. She's 23. 562 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,019 She's young. 563 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,640 You know, you're establishing your career. You're setting your ways. 564 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:04,780 You're a little older. You know, I can't be with somebody here when I'm 565 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,240 thinking about you. It's just not fair. 566 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:11,140 It's just hard for me to, like, know what's going on and not think that you 567 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,140 would. 568 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,780 But I don't know. Like, you guys are constantly still hanging out. She's 569 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:19,320 around. No, I don't want to hurt the girl by any means. Like, that's not 570 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,239 me feel comfortable. 571 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,580 It's just a terrible situation, and I need to smooth it over and just 572 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:27,440 concentrate on me, and hopefully it will work itself out. 573 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,920 Now I have to go talk to Carmen, and it's just like you go from a high to now 574 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,520 have to go down to a low. And I think at this point, I think it's the mature 575 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,200 thing to do is just to, like, end it now. 576 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,740 But end it in a right way. I do love you. I don't plan on dating anybody 577 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:44,120 don't want to date anybody else, but this time, like, you're the only thing 578 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120 that's on my mind. 579 00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:01,180 Could you put a little bit of fake kind of ivy or something twirling around it? 580 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,079 Could you do that? 581 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,760 We are right down to the wire. 582 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:08,180 And we've accomplished so much, but there's still so much that can go wrong. 583 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,920 God, I think I've had to sleep with every single person in West Hollywood to 584 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,020 this restaurant open. 585 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,680 Well, just leave that bit out then and start there and just do this here. 586 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:21,580 Oh, hello. 587 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:24,500 Hey. Hey. Good to see you. 588 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,960 Okay. Why are you here? I'm sure you've heard, um... You're shaking. 589 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,060 Oh, God, this is such a bad look for me. 590 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,340 I heard something very briefly. Yes. 591 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,680 And I want a thousand percent, I want the truth from you. Okay. Well, there 592 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,480 a barroom brawl and... Where were you? 593 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,520 We were at Mixology in the Grove. 594 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,360 You were at Robert Earl's? 595 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,240 Do you know Robert Earl's really good friend of mine? 596 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,100 Are you kidding me? Robert Earl's? I am jealous. 597 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,560 Are you? Yeah. You don't even know what you're doing. 598 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah, I know. So who started it? 599 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,780 Apparently James instigated the whole thing. They actually hit each other? I 600 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:09,780 turned over and I saw what looked like Tom being mobbed. And I saw I ran over. 601 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,500 tried to break it up. I tried to secure James, pull him away. 602 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,320 And other people were pulling Tom away. 603 00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:17,760 How many were there of you? I don't remember exactly. 604 00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:18,959 A little hazy. 605 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,000 This is embarrassment for me. But I don't think it was a fiasco. 606 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,840 You're saying they actually hit each other in my friend's bar. 607 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,160 That's a fiasco as far as I'm concerned. 608 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,580 What can I do to make up for that? 609 00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:32,170 I'll do whatever it takes. 610 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:33,570 You haven't got what it takes. 611 00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:36,330 I'm going to be a good employee. I'm such a good bartender. 612 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:37,550 I'm affable. 613 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:39,710 I'm easy to work with. I'm timely. 614 00:33:39,970 --> 00:33:43,370 I'm not interested in your stuff and your charm and your bullshit. I'm 615 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:47,310 interested in you being a decent, loyal, hardworking employee. 616 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,570 You can work the opening party because I need you. 617 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:55,030 Okay. But I'm going to call everybody in and we're going to have a talk. 618 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:08,380 Being honest is the best policy, and I've been doing really well with that 619 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,520 lately with both these ladies. 620 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,780 So sticking with that, when you know you're going to break up with somebody, 621 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:17,719 don't take them to Spago. It's like betting on a horse that you know is 622 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,719 lose. 623 00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:20,739 Hey, man, what's going on? How are you? Good. 624 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,020 Cheese and pepperoni. I'll make it simple. Cheese and pepperoni. Anything 625 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,038 That's it. 626 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,040 A couple of sodas. 627 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,840 Sounds good. Thanks, man. 628 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,179 I'll sit right here. Yeah. 629 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,620 Hi. How are you? 630 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,400 Tired. Work was long. 631 00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:57,840 Yeah? Yeah, it actually was. 632 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,440 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 633 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,080 We got a couple of Cokes, too? 634 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,160 Oh, thank you. I'm going to get one hand, two hands. 635 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,620 Well, at least you got the pizza I like. 636 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,400 It's fine. 637 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:10,580 Thanks. 638 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:17,810 I'm just going to skip. 639 00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:24,510 We need to talk. 640 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,510 You need to have fun this summer. 641 00:35:26,930 --> 00:35:33,050 Like, you're going to go to law school. I mean, I'm not going to be around for 642 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,950 that. I don't want to hold you back. 643 00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:36,430 You deserve better. 644 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,510 I'm sorry. Am I missing something? 645 00:35:41,509 --> 00:35:43,950 You told me you wanted me to have your babies like a day ago. 646 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:48,450 You tattooed my frickin' name on your arm. That was a pretty clear image. 647 00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:53,050 It's not about you. I care about you a lot, like I do. I just don't want to 648 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:54,170 you, and I don't want you to hurt me. 649 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,720 You're so good at this game. You manipulate everything into being like, 650 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:04,080 so glorious. It's not my fault. So it makes you feel better about yourself. 651 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,560 No. No, you're such a good person. You have so much going on in your life. So 652 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,160 what do you want me to say? What do you want me to do? You want your cake and 653 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,940 you want to eat it too. Because you want to keep all these little girls tagging 654 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:17,060 along with you. Because after this, I don't want to see you again. 655 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:19,300 Why? Because I don't like you. 656 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,780 You're 35 years old. 657 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,220 Stop with the partying. Get focused. Get on track. Get your life together. 658 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:32,060 Bringing up with Carmen, it's like a deja vu thing. 659 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:36,140 I'm not going to put up with some 33 -year -old leaving me every night to go 660 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,060 get wasted or go do whatever you want. 661 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:43,940 I want a man that's motivated to do good things and motivated to make me a 662 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,940 priority in his life. 663 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:48,260 I want somebody that has his shit together and doesn't give a shit about 664 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,440 nights and partying and this and that. Grow up. 665 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,700 Grow up. 666 00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:55,460 It's just all too familiar. I don't want to hurt you. 667 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,140 It's never about who you hurt. You just look out for number one, which is you. 668 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,660 Sometimes you have to look out for number one. 669 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:09,640 You're right. You have a million things going on, and I wish you the best. 670 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,420 Then we're done. 671 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,638 You're done? 672 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640 Yeah. 673 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,300 You're going to go. 674 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:32,280 I don't know why she's doing this. I totally thought she would be on the same 675 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,940 page with me. So I really didn't think she was going to take the breakup as 676 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:35,519 as she did. 677 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,780 What do I owe you for this pizza? 678 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,160 Obviously, being honest sucks. 679 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,280 You know, the kill the messenger kind of thing, I guess. 680 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:11,200 Take those candles there, put them on there. I need all this set up now. I've 681 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:17,140 been working on Pump for 14 months, and in 24 hours, I open my new restaurant. 682 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,940 What goes on these silver trays? 683 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,760 Glasses, wine glasses. 684 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,040 I'm just so pissed off that I've got to deal with this Sir BF right now. It's 685 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,040 just not what I need. 686 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,360 Oh, wow. 687 00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,120 Oh, this place is really pretty. 688 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,259 Really pretty. 689 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:39,460 If Villa Blanca and Sir had a baby, it would be pumped. 690 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:45,560 So many parties I'm going to throw here. It is this oasis of Saint -Tropez, cool 691 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,940 feel with olive branches and trees. 692 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,340 It's gorgeous. 693 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:55,720 Okay, you guys, as you can see, I'm really busy, but I'm also really pissed 694 00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:59,760 This is not just a bar brawl. This is in Robert Earls Bar, one of my best 695 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,980 friends. Do you know how pissed off I would be? 696 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:08,240 If his staff came in here and behaved the way you did, you guys are going out 697 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,640 and acting like trash, really. 698 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:17,160 Coming up, I'm not having staff like this. I've had enough. 699 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,020 So I tell you what I'm going to do. 700 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,500 You don't work for me. 701 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,180 I have worked. 702 00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:33,690 Probably 16, 18 hours a day for the last few months. And you guys go out there 703 00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:37,570 and you can, you know, screw up my reputation. And that really, really 704 00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:38,570 me. 705 00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:41,490 Does anybody want to tell me their version of what happened? 706 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:45,970 James, what happened? 707 00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:47,038 You know... 708 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,500 Tom and I have obviously had a feud for a little while, for reasons why I 709 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,880 understand he's mad at me, you know? 710 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,900 He made a comment about my car, I chose to retaliate, and then I made a comment 711 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:56,799 about his car. 712 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,040 It's honestly, it could have been about anything. 713 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:02,480 He could have said, James, your hair looks like . and I would have said his 714 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,020 looks like shit tonight, and we both would have ripped each other's heads off 715 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,700 then and there. So that's what you do, and you expect to work in the same 716 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,680 restaurant? When I'm at work, I'm doing my job, you know? He doesn't look at me 717 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,400 and talk shit to me when I'm working, and I don't do the same to him. 718 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:17,740 Something's going to change. 719 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:19,340 It really is. 720 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,120 I'm not having staff like this. 721 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:23,120 I'm not going to have a restaurant like this. 722 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:28,860 And I'm looking at you because we've often had a problem. 723 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,600 And you're always defiant and you never own your bullshit. 724 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:35,040 When is the last time we had a problem? We've had many problems. 725 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:40,280 Kristen, you're a liability and a detriment to this entire establishment. 726 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:47,020 You are ordering drinks, taking them to the back, and drinking them. I've seen 727 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,020 them. 728 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:55,980 And suddenly now... With James, I feel like he's being sucked into your 729 00:40:55,980 --> 00:41:00,780 as well. The majority of the theft is the exact same thing. I don't think so. 730 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,560 don't think so. No, they do not. 731 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:06,400 It's kind of part of the initiation of working at Sir, is you're handed your 732 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:11,520 third dress and a little manual that says, this is how you sneak drinks 733 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,520 your five -hour shift. 734 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,560 Everybody sneaks drinks at Sir. 735 00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:17,520 I am not happy with what's going on. 736 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:23,080 James, I have a certain loyalty to Kristen and Tom because they've worked 737 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,999 seven years. 738 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,840 But with you, unfortunately, I have none. And everybody here is very upset 739 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,600 you. I'm not proud of any of you. Schwartz, I dragged him over the cold. I 740 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,900 am so disappointed in each and every one of you. I really am. 741 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,160 Lisa, I'm sorry. 742 00:41:37,390 --> 00:41:39,110 It's not good enough, Tom. Not this time. 743 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,050 I backed you last time when you hit Jack. 744 00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:45,250 I didn't condone it, but I understood it. 745 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,650 But this time, you've gone too far. 746 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,610 So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 747 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,970 Tom, you're suspended. 748 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:54,710 Kristen, you're suspended. 749 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:59,410 James, right now, you don't work for me. And that is a decision I've thought 750 00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:00,850 about, but I've had enough. 751 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:04,230 Get out of here, and you're lucky I didn't fire you all. We're done. 752 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,960 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 753 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:14,260 I need everything to be perfect. The grand opening at Pump to put this 754 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,260 restaurant on the map. 755 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,920 This is a night of positivity. 756 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,180 I'm very excited. 757 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,380 Please just don't be hateful. I'm not going to be Kristen. I don't feel like I 758 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:28,260 have been. I've never even seen Ariana in our apartment, let alone taking my 759 00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:29,760 place and taking over my old life. 760 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:45,130 What is he doing here? Lisa let you go, so I don't know why you're still here. 761 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,830 But that doesn't mean you have to be hit on my ass. Just go. I apologize. 762 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,130 Just go. 763 00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:54,690 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to BravoTV .com.